The many musings of a mad man with a fez.
My mind is like a room full of vaguely intelligent, Doctor Who/Sherlock/Torchwood loving leprechauns running around going "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!". These ramblings are the product of that mind, so their contents should be entirely blamed on the leprechauns.
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#to be a fly on the wall during that game #while john tries to patiently explain that no mr. green didn’t bash his own head in with the hammer #and sherlock’s spouting off about how mr. green was clearly the kind of man who would kill himself at a party #brutally of course because of some childhood trauma #and the whole time he’s talking and making these grand deductions about fake characters #getting louder and louder as john’s patience wears thinner and thinner#until john is just finally grabbing the paper with the rules written on them to remind sherlock that this is a game and there’s a certain… #way it has to be played but sherlock’s having none of that#because he knows he’s right and there’s no way it could be any different #so john gives up and goes to bed leaving sherlock awake and alone and now on top of bored he’s whining and pissed off#so the board ends up pinned to the wall with the knife #go ahead john ask him to play monopoly#see what happens then
#‘John this is ridiculous’ #‘why have seperate colors’ #‘John no one would make money this many colors it’s horrid’ #‘John you can’t just buy a railroad’ #‘Who does that, John’ #‘John why do I have to pay you money if I land on your property’ #‘Does this mean I have to pay you every time I step into the flat, John’ #‘John this game is pointless’ #‘John’ #‘John where are you going’ #‘….’
And this…this is why I love Tumblr so…
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Obama Gives Go-Ahead to Destroy Moon
WASHINGTON - President Obama has officially ordered the moon’s complete annihilation. When approached for comment, the White House said this controversial decision “reemphasizes this administration’s message to the United States - it addresses the concerns our people have regarding national debt.”
“People don’t seem to realize how many billions of dollars maintenance of the moon requires,” says Obama. “It would just be so much easier to get rid of it.”
Unsurprisingly, this development has caused outrage amongst environmentalists. “What do you think is going to happen to the tides,” says marine biologist Cynthia Goldberg. “The moon critically impacts all life on this planet. Without it, the Earth will be a drastically altered, most likely uninhabitable hunk of rock. I urge President Obama to reconsider.”
Regardless of the mass effort to halt this legislation, the moon is slated to be destroyed on June 18th, 2012.
(Source: Guardian)
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- I think everybody should have their very own little button for when they are sad
- And when they press it
- A balloon should come down from the sky
- With a basket of kittens and fluffy fanfiction of their OTP
- And then they won’t be sad anymore
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